Creed: Can't sue a band for sucking

Yet another landmark decision in American Jurisprudence from Creed v. Fans:

Creed's attorneys filed for a motion to dismiss the class-action suit on July 8, which a judge is expected to rule on in September. "The motion basically argues that you can't bring a lawsuit against a band for sucking," said Daniel J. Voelker, attorney for the disgruntled fans, "that this is a subjective issue."