Dead Couple to Be Married
A couple in South Africa will be married posthumously. Why you ask? The couple were engaged but the husband took it upon himself to kill his pregnant wife and then turned the gun on himself. In the greatest act of wallpapering over a problem ever, the families are going to marry them anyway - "family and friends wanted to remember them as a happy couple destined for a happy life together". OK then! For some reason, these weird stores always happen in South Africa (or Germany).